I know! Why not try...
This quaint little shop has it all! A variety of products and services abound!
Also, you can't beat the prices! Everything is **FREE**! Rasputin is eager to move this product, so he's passing on the savings to you, the customer!
Deconstructed toilet paper, mice toys without tails, and cat food crumbs are just a few of the products that this wholesome boutique offers!
Scratches, bites, a showing of flips and leaps, loud "meows" in your face, and utter destruction are merely a sampling of the services Monsieur Rasputin can provide. If an evil hairless cat can do it, Rasputin is happy to oblige - and always for **FREE**!!
Also, since this catty is so ready to make you a loyal customer of the Holiday Emporium, all confirmed orders include free delivery. Yes - Rasputin will bring your product/service to you, (as long as you are less than 10 feet away).
Come on down, y'all! ::waves::
( a sorry attempt at making him wave...)
In more possible relevant news....custom leather tags and key chains will return to the shop in early January. I will be spending the last two weeks of December driving from Boston to Orlando to visit my future in-laws (with a pit stop in Atlanta to pick up a lil' marriage license!). The demon baby from above will be sitting in my lap the whole ride. :(
Anyway, Happy Holidays!